This was my first commercial. And the only time I worked with Harry the Squirrel. A true professional, but quite a fiend at the Craft Services table.

Well, this one has all sorts of copywriting in it. Sort of fit the theme though, since it’s about a marathon.

This doesn’t even have copy in it!

This isn’t copywriting. It’s fried chicken shape knowledge.

PSA – The Dangers Of Not Locking Your Keypad.

This is mostly about the picture. I did write some stuff. So copy was written. When I visited the place, it was during a Nor’Easter and it was nothing like this. Well, it was like this, only with lots of wind and sideways rain and people lashing things down. Also, all the restaurants were closed. Copywriters have to use their imagination.

Actual Footage Of A Really Horrible Accident.

PSA for Auto Club of Southern California.

Wiry Jack Russell’s are mean little monsters. Especially around ham. That cute whimper was really a vicious growl.

This isn’t copywriting. It’s criminal trespassing. What we did was we put the Arby’s logo above billboards other people went to the trouble of actually producing. It gave the impression that they Were Thinkin’ Arby’s.

This is a video we created that went viral and now has more hits than there are people in San Antonio. I think there are lots of people in San Antonio. Be glad you weren’t there. Hamburger grease – in an enclosed space – is horrifying.

The Dominican Republic is home to the Frigatebird. The male has a red balloon looking thing that he blows up to attract female Frigatebirds. In case you were wondering. La Romana is in The Dominican Republic and I wrote this brochure for it.

This is an obscure type of copywriting. Specifically getting into the mind of, and blogging as, an ice cream chocolate whale.

Okay. This one has some copy in it. It also won an award I refused to pay for.